What to look for in Youtube tutorials? The good, the bad, the ugly.

Guess who’s back?

Everyone knows that Youtube is a vast, boundless source of information and funny video clips of cats. Furthermore, anyone that’s into metal will have likely encountered the widespread fashion of vocalists doing videos titled ‘How to scream/death growl/do metal vocals’. They are a quick and easy way of getting information about performing vocals for all you budding Corpsegrinders out there.

However, the vast majority of them are utterly useless.

So, I figured I’d put together a quick guide telling you what to look for from vocal tutorials and also give an idea of the things to avoid. I didn't use tutorials when I learnt how to death growl, so I kinda stumbled onto these kinds of videos after I could already do it. The amount of videos out there is almost infinite, so I've just taken the first five I found on a youtube search and split them into good, average and bad and then given bullet points telling you why!

(N.B. My analysis of these videos has nothing to do with musical style, or how good the vocalists actually are- just with their teaching styles)

Good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6e1-Sc6BfM

Alxxxs  (Broadly death metal, but gives ideas about other styles as well)

-Nice and simple without a one directional response to vocals, and can actually ask her questions if the need takes you.

-She says its not step by step, but it kinda is. The technique breakdown and actually showing you how to craft a sound is still there.

-She demonstrates an understanding of style analyses, and the idea that vocals and the tone you choose is very much genre relative but still remains open minded about applying the ideas.

-Deals with wrong technique and hurting yourself, as well as people warning you off. Which is something not many people do deal with, but something you’re going to encounter a lot of.

-We differ on the false chord thing, inhales and all that jazz. But all the same, at least she deals with it in a direct and clear way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFeYs2Fee2Y

Aaron Squires (Shagrath-y sound)

(Uses a completely different technique to me, but as a tutorial it’s pretty good)

-Clear and easy to understand.

-Tells you what’s going on inside his throat a little bit.

-Actually breaks down his technique into graduated steps and gives you a starting, middle and end point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stHvPsSbvqo

Blix (Burzum-y sound)

- There’s technique analysis. I’m not going to go into this further.

-Again, Blix gives you a step by step process to achieving his sound and breaks it down a little.

-Has evidence of his regular singing, and loads of other stuff (always a good sign, as you wouldn't trust someone to teach you guitar unless they had evidence they were good, why should vocals be any different?)

Average

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp2Cr5Y-wLI

Som Pluijmers (Ex-Cerebral Bore, Slam Death Metal)

(the good)

-Deals with in depth throat biology, which is always good (what she’s doing is explaining the false chord idea as using muscles, which is basically is)

-Emphasis on practice and repetition, starting small and dealing with basics (e.g. breathing and diaphragm). Rome wasn't built in a day.

-Very realistic view of how people start (I started in almost exactly the same way she did) along with recordings of her 13 year old self.

-She addresses maintenance of your voice in the long term

(the bad)

-Saying hurting yourself at the beginning is ok. This is not a good attitude to have, as if you start hurting yourself, you’ll keep hurting yourself.

-She only really deals with Slam technique and achieving one sound, not necessarily a bad thing but bear in mind that this doesn't apply to everything!

-No real breakdown of how she actually does what she does in her throat- just lots of her achieving growls immediately.

Bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjXQyeYz19U

Dopey TheDopeSmokenKlown – (Broadly Slam and Deathgrind)

-He talks more about taste, different genres and how much various bands suck rather than about technique and performing vocals. Which is never a good sign.

-Advocates hurting throat. Just… no. What he’s getting at is vocal scarring, which is a thing you can do, but it has consequences.

- He’s less than accurate in his go-to-techniques. Like with Som above he tries to teach by just going look and then growling a ‘finished product’, without going into how he got there. However, at various points he can’t even hit his default vocal and has to think about it and re-try. No one who’s any good should have to do this when doing a style they use regularly.

-“Don’t think you can learn it” – Yes. Yes, you can. If no one could learn, no one would even be able to do anything. If it can be done, it can be learnt.

-His style of presenting is arrogant and stand off-ish. Not a vocal thing, but it’s generally nicer watching videos where the guy talking to you isn’t really negative.

All in all, the key theme is to look for teaching of techniques with developed/graduated examples rather than just growling and saying broad generalised things and avoid videos where keyboard warriors are talking nonsense about stuff they don’t know. Also, remember they're not the be all and end all of information on vocals.

-E

Overhaul or Overkill? I’ll let you decide.

Dear much maligned readers,

It’s been a long, long time since I’ve posted on this blog and this is something that’s going to change.

Why? I’m currently taking a Web Design and Creation module for my university course and a large part of how I’m assessed on this is characterised by my ability to create, market and run a blog for the duration of the module- and I thought “Hey! I already did that. Maybe I can have some fun with this….”.  Thus, I am resurrecting Confessions Of A Death Metal Vocalist: Be scared internet, be very scared.

As well as having a very busy life juggling being in bands, university, my social life and a torrid love affair with Glen’s Vodka, I lost my motivation to do the blog because writing it was very much like writing an endless torrent of essays and as any student will attest, this can kill the passion the writer feels for the subject.  I’m hoping to tackle this problem by dealing with my favourite subject in a number of different ways. This is going to result in Confessions… having a range of new content that will hopefully offer you all new insights into being a metal vocalist and all that entails.

The first change is regularity- I’m aiming for at least one post a week dealing directly with vocals in the same vein as what I’ve done with the blog so far. Confessions… is also going to start featuring interviews with vocalists who are actually out there in the scene, playing in bands and doing it for real in order to get their opinions on the rather esoteric subject of extreme metal vocals. I’m also going to do breakdown analyses of famous vocalists’ techniques and writing styles, in order to help anyone open minded enough to try and incorporate new styles or different ways of thinking into their music (Audience cue: Shock! Horror!). Also, for the sake of vanity and those of you who are interested, I’m going to start keeping a gig diary.

There’s also going to be a mind-blowing new layout. I know, I’m far too good to you people.

-E

A Beginners Guide To Dynamics In Extreme Vocals

and here's another video of me talking nonsense, enjoy.

-E

Mouth Shapes in Extreme Vocals Video

So, I've started doing videos. Mostly this is to teach people, and only a little bit because I couldn't be assed typing stuff out. I promise.

and yes, I realise the frame it chose to use as the default picture is amazing.

-E

Inhales vs Exhales

Greetings denizens of the underdark,

    Is what I would say if this were a Dungeons and Dragons session, but it’s not. I’m only half sad about this. But away from my crippling socially unacceptable pass-times and onto vocal technique analysis! This blog is going to be a brief, bullet point run through of a topic everyone into metal has an opinion on regardless of whether they’re a vocalist or not: Inhales and Exhales, and why one of the two is better than the other. I’ll breakdown each technique as best I can, then list the advantages and disadvantages and give you some examples of vocalists who use them.

Before I begin, I’d like to point out that I have a LOT more experience with exhales, given my own musical taste and the resulting vocal techniques. This will most likely be reflected in my analyses below.

WARNING: Doing inhales puts a large amount of pressure on your vocal chords, because you’re breathing in a shit ton of air, and this can damage your throat (you can begin to develop vocal fold nodules). I take no responsibility for you messing up your throat. If you want to do inhales- that’s all well and good- but be careful, and be prepared to live with the consequences. Also, this article assumes good technique in both inhales and exhales and wasn’t written for what I consider ‘bad’ technique, so if you disagree with me on points of technique some of this will be irrelevant to you. Also, I’ve ignored people’s own individual ranges (e.g. soprano, tenor etc) for the purposes of this article.

Inhales

• In basic terms, an ‘inhale’ is when you draw air into your throat and close your vocal chords together to create sound. You can create a whole range of sounds from really low through to very high (which is where the term ‘pig squealing’ came from).
• They’re easier to get good at quickly, as all you have to do is draw air into your throat and experiment with creating the noise you want to get. Although, it can take a while and a lot of innovation to get some noises (for example the more nasal pig squeal is a bitch to nail because, as the name implies, you have to use your throat!).
• Volume wise, they tend to be a lot less loud than a comparable exhaled vocal, but not so much they’re an unfeasible option during a performance. Though it would be imprudent of me to not point out that most vocalists who use inhales cup the microphone in order to make up the difference in volume.
• The ‘bree’ sound that is characteristic of the vocal style (both high and low pitched sounds) is usually created by making a sideways Y-shape with your mouth. While the mouth shaping is really integral to the style it makes it really hard to accurately say words, and while that isn’t of paramount importance all the time, if you’re like me and like saying things correctly then it poses a slight problem.
• Most vocalists who use inhales do so while their body is arched over and their back is bent. This is possible because they’re drawing air into their throats and they don’t need to maintain a ‘pillar’ of air flow into their lungs, but it doesn’t really help or hinder anything technique-wise it’s just a style thing.
• No real mid-range: given how hard it can be to articulate words, combined with the whole ‘bree’ precedent, it’s really uncommon for a vocalist to use mid-range inhales. This results in there being no dynamic range within the genre- it’s basically entirely super low brees, and ear piercingly high inhaled shrieks.
• Advantages: quick to learn, massive potential range.
• Disadvantages: Puts a lot of pressure on your throat, associated prejudice, low volume, can be hard to say words and articulate them properly,
• Famous practitioners include Annotations of An Autopsy, Job For A Cowboy, Mars Needs Cheerleaders, Twitch of the Death Nerve, Gutted With Broken Glass. (N.B. not all of these bands use inhales all the time).

Exhales

• An ‘exhale’ is when you air from your diaphragm up through your chest, through your throat and out of your mouth (that isn’t technically biologically accurate, but thinking about it this way helps develop good technique). This can be any kind of vocal from a death growl, thrash vocals, punk, screaming or even clean singing would technically be considered an exhale.
• You can create a massive range of sounds using exhales, as you can utilise your entire vocal range within whichever style you’re performing e.g. you can death growl really low, low, mid-low, middle, mid high, high and very high using exactly the same technique.
• In terms of volume, it’s possible to perform exhales basically as loud or as quiet as your normal voice can go. Though, this is dependant on both the individual’s ability to project and the type of vocal.
• Most vocalists perform while stood up straight and sing more or less straight into the microphone, as breathing is fairly important when performing exhales.
• Advantages: Less risk of throat damage, more sounds in the mid range, louder and easier to project.
• Disadvantages: Takes greater time to learn, can be harder to switch between vocal extremes
• Famous practitioners: Cannibal Corpse, At The Gates, Black Dahlia Murder, Arch Enemy.. (and most Metal vocalists)

Way of making sure you’re exhaling

There is one really easy way to make sure you’re exhaling, or inhaling if you’re trying to do that. Put the palm of your hand in front of your mouth, and growl. You should be able to feel warm air being expelled onto your palm. If this is happening, then you’re exhaling. Inhaling causes the air in front of your mouth to be sucked in, so you wouldn’t feel anything, apart from potentially a slight cold sensation.

Conclusion

In conclusion, I much prefer using exhales and think they sound far better and are less risky to use than inhales, but this is just my opinion. This post kinda turned into a more in depth analysis of inhales than I had intended, but it's hard to cover all of the different techniques and styles one can use while exhaling and compare them with the two or three that are most commonly used by inhaling vocalists. So this article has turned out a lot more biased than I had intended, but yeah. Feel free to ignore it.

P.s.  I couldn’t be assed doing a separate blog post to recommend this site, but it’s awesome. Only really deals with clean singing but a lot of what’s on there can be applied to extreme vocals with a little experimentation.

http://voicecouncil.com/technique/

-E

Next Post:  Dynamics and using your vocal range

[edit 4/7/12 : Completely forgot to also point out that you can get more or less any sound you can get by inhaling also by exhaling. All it takes is a little ingenuity and practice]

7 Myths About Metal Vocals And How They’ll Affect Your Experience As A Vocalist

Ladies and Gentlemen of the internet,                Today I’m going to deal with, and in some cases dispel, the 7 biggest lies, myths and misconceptions about metal vocals and how they’ll affect you as a vocalist. It’ll be a relatively short post, but one that it’s essential to understand the lessons of. Most of this is my opinion and the result of my experience, so it is wholly biased and subjective, so take it as you will.

1) The first and most common comment you will hear, everywhere and unrelentingly is that “it’s just noise”. This can be a massive disadvantage as it will mean that the majority of people (yes- even musicians and music fans) won’t actively be listening to what you’re singing, and to a point, don’t really care. As long as there is something on top of the music most people are happy. So, my advice would be don’t expect too much respect from the majority of people.

2) It’s also a massive myth that most people actively listen to vocals. Yes, they listen to the general tone for about ten seconds to get an idea, but beside that they don’t actually pay any attention in my experience. People care far more about what you’re doing on stage, your persona and what you’re wearing. It’s sad, and shallow but true. And the first lesson I ever learned about being a vocalist. If you look right, appear confident and get the basic jist right, often your own band won’t notice if you’re improvising or lost, let alone audience members. So don’t panic if you’re not totally pitch perfect or you forget a line here or there.

3) There are a million different vocal techniques, and everyone has a different voice. When you add this to the millions of different subgenres that exist at the moment, it basically means that in some way, whatever noise you can make is appropriate to some kind of music, and consequently, can’t be considered wholly bad or wrong. And while every genre has its own trademark expected sound, there is always someone somewhere that veers from tradition and uses a different tone. Most of these people tend to do so because they can’t do anything else. There is a massive amount of diversity out there, and no matter how bad you think you are, there’ll always be someone somewhere worse who everyone respects and thinks is awesome.

4) This one is simple- volume is not the same as tone or technique, and it never will be. Never sacrifice tone for volume. It’s what microphones and PA’s were built for.

5) Another common misconception is that there is no melodicism or tonality. This in itself is just wrong. If one stops to consider it, even just doing the same scream on two different days will never sound exactly the same, so the idea in itself is totally moot given the myriad of different things you can do with your throat to create different kinds of highs and lows or it being a fairly simple matter to pitch growls in scales.

6) If you trawl through youtube videos, you’ll eventually stumble across what is referred to as “cupping the mic” and how it’s a massive sin. The reason people do cup the microphone with their hands is to increase the volume of the growl that reaches the microphone, much like when children make a cone out of cardboard and use it as an acoustic loudspeaker. I’m fairly outspoken on the whole issue really (as if you need to cup the mic, you still have a lot of practicing to do) but many prominent extreme vocalists do cup the mic all the time, and have massive amounts of fans and imitators, so don’t rule it out if you’re struggling or you just want to get going- but remember: people will judge you. Well, anyone paying attention anyway.

7) Lastly, there’s the idea that drinking and smoking somehow make your voice better in a permanent way. They don’t, in fact, given their proven biological effect on the vocal chords, they’re both really detrimental to vocal performance. They do affect your voice, and can make it easier to get certain tones, but don’t think that they’re a magical solution to hitting that new low you’ve been trying to get for months. On the other hand, they’re not going to instantly kill your throat or anything drastic, and their effect happens over a long period. The best advice I can give is if you must do it, do it in moderation.

-E
Tomorrow's post: Inhales vs Exhales

Breathing, and why it’s not just a thing you do to keep living

Sup motherlickers,

    Today’s post is centred around another aspect of vocal performance that I think everyone should consider in at least a little depth: breathing. And yes, I know, everybody does it every day and they’re perfectly good at it. But breathing for vocal performance is a very different kind of animal, because often your normal breathing won’t accommodate the kind of vocals you’re trying to pull off or you’ll have about a second to breathe before holding out a twenty second long scream, so you really have to be in control of your throat and lungs and know song structures down to a tee. Besides this there are many advantages to being in control in terms of your breathing. Once you’re totally at home with your lungs, you can be a lot more precise and interesting with vocal patterns and do stuff that other people wouldn’t be able to pull off, completely ignoring the potential for ego massaging and stupidly long screams that will boggle audiences’ minds.

I’d just like to take a moment to emphasise that this article actually has very little to do directly with extreme vocals, but a LOT to do with them in terms of indirect improvement, so like, you can feel free to ignore this at your own leisure, but if you take a lesson or two from it and incorporate an exercise from it into your practice routine or even just get a better idea of how breathing works and consider it in terms of your performance it will improve your vocal abilities no end. There are countless sources of breathing techniques to be found online via a quick google search (most of which are based around the same core techniques), but I’ve never bothered with them at any length as I already know the basics of what I need to, and the exercises I’ve either stolen or worked out over the years work for me. If you’re ever feeling fruity, or want to particularly focus on improving your breathing technique feel free to wade through the vast amounts on breathing exercises you can find on the internet. This post will cover the basics of breathing as I understand them and lay out some exercises I myself do in conjunction with improving my own abilities.

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What follows is a rudimentary run through of what happens when you breathe in and out, as best I can explain it and you need to understand it given the context. It may not be the most interesting thing in the world, but it’s worth considering if you’re going to take the breathing exercises seriously. As you breathe in, your diaphragm (an elastic muscle stretched across the bottom of your ribcage) contracts- drawing the air around the front of your mouth down through your throat and trachea into your lungs. As the air goes into the lungs, so that they can absorb the oxygen out of the air, the organs increase in size and volume because of the air they are being forced to contain. This, in turn, forces the intercostal muscles and the ribcage to be pushed outwards, expanding the overall size of your chest cavity. Then, once your lungs have absorbed the oxygen or you force the air out in a different way, the chest cavity shrinks in size, the diaphragm relaxes and the air in your lungs is expelled as they shrink in size.

The exercises I am about to detail focus on changing the way your automatic breathing works, as you breathe a lot differently when you’re not thinking about it directly and focusing on other tasks (like, for example headbanging or interacting with the crowd). This is because conscious and unconscious breathing are controlled by different areas of the brain and are basically unrelated, so as soon as you start thinking about what you’re doing, you’re basically using an entirely separate part of your brain.  I’m still working on changing my unconscious breathing to work wholly correctly during a gig situation, and I’ve been working at it for a few years, so don’t expect it to come massively easily or immediately. Though, the benefits are noticeable within a fairly short time frame if you practice these exercises regularly.

What follows are the three breathing exercises that I use on a regular basis to either expand my lung capacity, make breathing during songs come to me easier on an unconscious level or just focus a little more on building up on my torso’s collective muscle memory.

The metronome exercise

This exercise requires the use of an online metronome, it’s fairly easy to find one online, and any old one will do as long as the metronome is in time. The exercise itself consists of taking in a breath through your nose exclusively for a certain number of beats, holding your breath for a certain number of beats, then expelling air over a prolonged period for a certain amount of beats.

When I do this exercise it usually goes in a 1:1:2 ratio, though if you’re feeling confident go for 1:1:4. So an average exercise for me nowadays is take breathe in through your nose (and only your nose) for 3 or 4 beats (I’m not usually that precise with intake, because I’m never precise during a live situation), hold it for 6 beats and expel an actual scream for 10 or 12 beats. This doesn’t actually push me at all- but it’s a good thing to do regularly, as doing it regularly will expand your lung capacity and enable you to do longer screams and increase the amount of control you have over your breathing. I mean hell, nowadays I can belt a scream for somewhere between 30 and 50 seconds depending on how much I’ve been drinking that particular week. This is all down to practice and endurance, so the more you practice, the better you’ll become.

Sing songs without breathing

This isn’t a structured exercise, more something I’ve done over the years for amusement that I’m pretty sure has a benefit to my vocals on any number of levels. Pick any old song that uses extreme vocals. Sing through it as best you can, without breathing in at any point and just holding your breath during the gaps. You will be forced eventually to take a breath. In particularly intense songs, this can be inside the 20 second mark, with others it will be 2 minutes into the song. Doing this pushes you to really see where the most important places for breathing occur throughout the song and memorise them, as well as building up your lung capacity in an indirect way.

Laying down and focusing on stomach breathing

The next exercise is designed to make you focus on breathing/expelling air from your stomach and not your throat (this is a massively common piece of advice from vocalists, whether they embrace it themselves or not). In theory, the more you focus on doing it consciously, the more naturally it will come to you unconsciously and will make the whole performing vocals shindig a lot easier.

Lay down flat on your back. Put your hands just a little bit above your belly button and below where your ribcage ends. Breathe in through your nose for 5 seconds. Feel which muscles in your torso are working, and how it feels like it’s actually your stomach that’s expanding (if it doesn’t then you’re doing it wrong). Hold your breath and make sure no air is expelled for 10 seconds or as long as you can hold it, then expel the air in your lungs slowly over a period of 5 seconds.

Again, this exercise is fairly indirect, but it helps to focus on the breathing technique to be used on stage, as it maximises the amount of air you take in and makes fully sure you take it in with your diaphragm. 

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In conclusion, I don’t use all of these exercises regularly, as I’m fairly good with my breathing technique. At least I think I am, and I can pull off anything I write without particular focus on breathing. My general advice would be “don’t be a pussy”. If I can do it, you can. I’m asthmatic and if pushed can belt a scream longer than any vocalist I’ve met in the flesh, and this is without any kind of regular breathing exercises. The key thing is while you’re learning to do vocals, practice regularly, maybe even get a few lessons from a classically trained singer (as I intend to do, given I know I could improve in this particular area), and don’t give up. At the end of the day nobody respects Chris Barnes because he can hold a scream, people love him for the tones he gets out of his throat, so don’t sweat it if you can’t get a particularly long scream or you find the whole breathing thing difficult to get to grips with. Just keep at it, and if all else fails, listen to the professionals, some of them aren’t that good at it themselves!

-E

Tomorrow’s post: 7 Myths About Metal Vocals And How They’ll Affect Your Experience As A Vocalist.

Warm Ups & Starting Rituals: A Pointless Waste Of Time Or Totally Indispensable?

Hail! Denizens of the internet!

          Today’s post is centred around, as the title states, warm ups and starting rituals. Are they really necessary? I’ve met vocalists who go straight up on stage, no preparation whatsoever and just scream their hearts out. And by contrast, I know people who have painstakingly detailed ways of warming up that they never deviate from. The purpose of this post is to run you through a number of different warm ups that some people swear by so that you can try them out, as well as give a bit more thought as to what warm ups do to your throat and the purpose behind what I call ‘start up rituals’.

A quick definition I lifted from google tells us that a warm up can be understood as “exercising in preparation for strenuous activity” (wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn). This quick definition fits vocal performance as well as it does mundane exercise, given that the Vocal Chords are in fact muscles. Your throat creates all the different sounds that it can emit by vibrating the two ‘vocal folds’ contained within your larynx together (for the moment we’ll completely ignore use of the false chords), with different frequencies of vibration creating different pitches of sound. Hence, by warming up you allow the vocal folds to warm up and they’ll react a lot differently to if you hadn’t warmed them up.

While warming up isn’t always strictly necessary (oftentimes you’ll find yourself in a situation where you don’t have time for whatever reason, and it’s not the end of the world if you don’t), but it can make a massive amount of difference to your throat’s stamina, ability to create tones, the overall range of your voice and the amount of control you have over your throat. In general vocal performance becomes a million times easier having done a warm up. The only situation where I wouldn’t warm up would be if I were trying to replicate a vocalist’s tone who clearly didn’t warm up before hand, or had a fairly throaty and simple tone e.g. Abbath from Immortal, or numerous other prominent black metal vocalists.

But what warm ups can you do? I’ll describe 7 different types of specific warm up I’ve tried and experiment with over the years, giving an overview of the technique and my opinion on its effectiveness, and any interesting points about that respective warm up.

1)Traditional singing warm up – ‘do re mi fa so lah te do’

Pick a note, any old note (for the non-musical amongst you, just pick a low deep kind of a tone), then sing that note on ‘do’, slowly by increments of a tone (for non-musicians, any small increment will do) singing each word with each note as you go up. You can also do this in growls and screams, but I wouldn’t advise it without being warmed up first.

I use this technique all the time as a standard initial warm up, and as it can take you through your entire dynamic range, I don’t really see any particular weakness with this warm up, apart from maybe the weird looks you get in a venue growling along to a Julie Andrews song. I mean seriously.

2)Melissa Cross Approach

In her ‘Zen of Screaming’ DVD, Cross takes you through about 14 different warm up exercises and different students performing them all in their own respective vocal range in a clean tone. Her exercises invariably have you making strange noises (e.g Mee- gee monkeys, Wee-ee Wee-ee Wee-ee Wee’s and trying to replicate the sound of a French doorbell) up and down a scale, much like the ‘do re mi’ exercise detailed above.

Having tried the exercises, I don’t really find them useful at all. They barely even warmed up my throat from the cold street I had just come in off. While many famous and, in some cases, quite talented vocalists swear by her warm ups and take her word as gospel, I don’t. You can get the desired effects of this warm up by doing the ‘do re mi’ exercise, and look like a LOT less of an idiot than if you walking around saying “mee- gee, mee- gee” in different pitches for half an hour. By all means get the DVD and try them out yourself if interested, but these exercises proved entirely worthless (and on one occasion actually detrimental) to my vocal ability.

3)The Pitched Shout Exercise

This warm up is based around pitched shouting. You start off with a pitched shout at a normal speaking volume, and repeat it five times. Then increase your volume by a small increment and repeat five times. Repeat this process going from your normal speaking level of volume through to as loud as you can go while keeping the shout at a constant pitch. Repeat the entire process of going from normal levels to your loudest pitched shout three times. More if it’s a cold day, or you feel you really need to get particularly warmed up. 

This exercise is great for initially warming up your throat in a hurry, because it’s quick and efficient. It also requires sustained effort from your vocal chords and in general is a really easy one to remember and use. Personally I use the word “hey” just to try and not look/sound too weird when sitting backstage singing to myself, but it can work with anything. The only downside of this exercise is it only deals with volume, not with dynamic range, but as long as you do it along with other exercises in order to cover warming up your throat fully, it’s an amazingly useful little warm up.

4)Singing clean pitches of what you would when growling

An alternative to the ‘do re mi’ exercise is just singing through the songs you’re going to sing in a clean tone, making sure to include all the changes in dynamic range and timing in the song, rather than growling them.

While not wholly as effective, it can be useful in a limited sort of way. One positive of this warm up is it embeds the vocal structures of songs in your mind, and they’re easy to forget when you’re zipping about the stage from right to left, headbanging like a maniac and trying your best not to trip up over the bass drum mic or crash into your guitarist. Hell, I do this exercise for that very reason alone a lot of the time.

5)Extremes of the range of your throat

This isn’t really a structured exercise, but I do utilise it when warming up. Basically the two ends of your vocal range area really deep ‘ee’ drone sound at the bottom and a silly high falsetto at the other end. Basically, I just play around with saying different things or singing along with songs exclusively in these ranges. The resulting sounds are usually something resembling Mongolian Throat singing (look it up, it’s awesome!) or King Diamond/3 Inches Of Blood like vocals, which are hilariously off key when I sing them, but as long as I’m using that range it serves it’s purpose of warming my throat up.

6)Humming

Just humming for a sustained period of five minutes or so is an excellent vocal warm up, as humming is created by making the vocal folds vibrate together really quickly and this, unsurprisingly, warms them up a good deal. Don’t stick to humming one thing, hum sustained notes, hum melodies- do whatever. Variety is the spice of life after all, and also helps you get that little bit closer to your full dynamic range.

7)Growling along with things

Last but not least, simply growling along with things is a good finishing warm up. Whether blasting through ‘Pursuit of Vikings’ or singing one of my own songs, it lets me know whether the warm ups I’ve done so far have been effective or not, and whether I need to continue warming up or not. It’s usually best to do something slow to mid paced, like the afore mentioned Amon Amarth song, as you’re testing out whether the other warm ups have been effective or not. It can also be a good chance to recap on songs you’re not totally confident with before a show.

While the warm ups detailed above are the main ones I know that me, or people I know, use a lot, they’re by no means the only ones out there for you to find and try out! Hell, even talking with a mate for half an hour can be a good way of warming up. I find that if I rush out of the house to a practice straight out of bed, and without having spoken with anyone, my voice is about 3 times as hard to warm up because it hasn’t been used at all beforehand (also, for this reason doing vocals in the evening time is usually easier and more comfortable because you’ve been doing indirect warm ups all day long! If forced to perform in the morning/afternoon, take special care to make sure you’ve warmed up adequately).

Thus far I haven’t mentioned what I call ‘start up rituals’. A start up ritual is something you do before every show in order to get into a certain frame of mind, as well as warming yourself up for the impending performance. Anything can be incorporated into it, from specialised warm ups and physical exercises to touching your lucky rabbit’s foot or invoking Cthulhu to finally make his long awaited entrance onto this pitiful material plane. The purpose of it isn’t wholly to get warmed up or in a frame of mind, it’s kind of both, and fairly hard to convey the purpose of. I have my own start up rituals that some of you will know, and others won’t, but I’m not going to share them. Discover what works for you to get you pumped before a show, or puts you in that truly fabulous, or serial killer mind set.

And that, dear readers, is as close to a basic guide to warming up as I think I can write.

-E

Tomorrow’s post: Breathing, and why it’s not just a thing you do to keep living.

First post! 10 Pro Tips For Beginners

So, 

    as this is the first week of me doing the blog, I’m going to do a post every day. As I’m new to this whole blogging thing, figured it would be appropriate to start off with a bunch of articles aimed at complete beginners to performing vocals. So without any ado whatsoever, I give you 10 Pro Tips For Beginners To Extreme Vocals.

1) If it hurts your throat stop. This is not negotiable in my opinion. During the first while of starting out, a small amount of dull aching can occur, but no sharp pain in your throat should ever happen. Doing this can lead to permanent vocal chord damage. (Though just to emphasise- this is my opinion. Some vocalists scar up their throats and massively affect their normal talking voice in order to get the tones they want when singing, which is fine, but it’s a sacrifice they were willing to make. This first piece of advice is there to prevent permanent damage to your throat, ignore it at your own risk).

2) While you’re starting out, don’t worry about timing or singing along with anything- just practice getting tones. Once you’ve got a tone in your throat you like, take a break for 5 minutes, go back to it, and try to figure out how you got that tone. Repeat this ad nauseam. As well as training your throat and your ears, it also aids in building up stamina.

3)There is no substitute for regular practice in terms of developing your voice. Your vocal chords are built of muscles after all and like any muscles, they need to be developed slowly over time. Only practice until you can feel your voice getting tired then give up for at least a few hours, if not the whole day, then try again tomorrow. You wouldn’t try lifting a stupidly heavy weight anvil before working out at the gym for a while beforehand, so don’t try and bust out a Devourment song when you can only get out a 2 second rasp and it hurts you while you’re doing it.

4) What you listen to influences you unconsciously, so if you want to end up sounding a certain way, a good way of working towards that is listening to that certain band/vocalist a lot.

5) Once you work your way onto singing actual songs, don’t necessarily start off with songs that require lots of technicality or particularly extreme vocals, try something easier, for example Kiss or AC/DC are both fairly simple bands to sing along to, and can be fun to put a more extreme spin on (even singing along with a pop song off the radio can be a good exercise. Shock! Horror!). The reason I suggest this is to build up stamina before you try tackling the harder speed songs, meaning that hopefully it’ll be far easier to sing along with fast songs after you’ve been doing it with mid paced ones for a while.

6) Use the whole of your face to get a sound when you’re experimenting with getting a tone. It can both sound and look stupid but the way you move and shape your face muscles can affect vocal tone, e.g. try moving your forehead muscles when screaming, notice that as well as your voice naturally raising because you’re thinking about moving the muscles upward, it can also add a different overtone to the scream. And don’t worry if you’re pulling silly faces to get a sound you like, doing it off-stage people call it weird, do it on stage and they call it “stage presence”.

7) In my experience what I eat or drink before I perform can affect tone, be aware of this when you’re learning. Avoid milk a couple of hours before performing as it can coat your vocal chords and massively affect their vibrations and hence, affect the tone of your growl. The actual problem with milk is that it coats the vocal chords, as it’s a really thick substance, and makes it hard to get the necessary vibration to get out a growl. By all means experiment with different things e.g. I can get a far deeper growl  when I’ve drunk a can of Coca-Cola.

8) Practice standing up and remember you can breathe through your nose as well as your mouth, it will affect tone and allow you to breathe far better, you’d be amazed how many people this doesn’t occur to.

9) Project your voice upwards and don’t sing at the floor, and keep your mouth open at first. This will help you get a decent volume to your growls and screams (I’ll discuss mouth shapes and their influence on tone in a later post, but for now, focus on just getting a decent volume on a normal growl or scream).

10) Once you think you’re happy with your voice, try showing a friend that’s into metal, as they’ll hopefully be honest with you, and if you actually intend on singing in a band you’ll have to sing in front of people sooner or later, no point sitting in your garden shed growling away to no-one but your pet cat forever (no matter how metal the cat may be) .

Tomorrow’s post: Warm Ups & Starting Rituals: A Pointless Waste Of Time Or Totally Indispensable?